July 2012
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: Okay, well what if somebody forcibly takes two of the cakes, how many would you have left then?
Me: 10 and a dead body.
June 2012
I was hungry so I bought some animal crackers at...
Cashier guy: Ok that will be $1.39.
Me: Uh can I get a bag too please?
Cashier guy: *gives me a weird look but hands me a small bag*
Me: Thank you I think people might look at me funny if they see me walking around the mall with animal crackers you know.
Cashier guy: What just be like "YEAH I LIKE ANIMAL CRACKERS AND WHAT"
Cashier guy (as I'm leaving): DON'T LET THE HATERS BRING YOU DOWN YOU EAT THOSE ANIMAL CRACKERS GIRL .
